- One hour till the mac geek collective orgasm. Foreplay has been going on for months so we're aiming for multiples.
- I'm actually finding this whole experience underwhelming. I thought we were supposed to see fireworks. "Premature Ejaculation Jobs."
- "iPad" ... the name sounds like it should be pasted into panties. Why?
- cleaning an iPad requires douche.
- everyone's
iPhone is now just for your lighter flow days.
Here's a breakdown of some of my favorite tweets regarding the horribly named iPad:
- xenijardin Prediction: DRM advocates who criticize Apple for lack of openness will make lots of jokes about iPad vs the need to Stayfree (TM).
- summersumz I'm wondering how many women were on the iPad marketing team, and why none of them used their "big girl voice" to shoot down that name.
- @Fritinancy What's this I hear about Apple breaking into the lucrative feminine hygiene market with new "iPad"?
- @andevers ... there is rarely room for menstrual humor in broad daylight w/ mixed company. Forgive me Mr. Jobs or should I say thanks?
- @gooddoug: Next year, it's the iTampon
- @expatina Coming next: the new, slightly larger iDepends.
- @RenovationTherapy Ipad, for your heaviest cycles.
- @rebeccaforever: iPad? So what--you use it once a month?
- @DrJenGunter: Do you charge the #iPad every 28 days? (via @dianefischler)
So it just makes one ask... WHY? Did you steal if from MAD TV when they came out with this video?
Oh well, if nothing else it provided a morning of collective adolescent humor.
Did you hear any good jokes about the iPad? Please, put them in the comments. It'll be a fun collection.
Did you hear any good jokes about the iPad? Please, put them in the comments. It'll be a fun collection.
